Hello, this is Dirk Dreamer. You fellows haven't been around my place for a bit. Well, let's see... I suppose we've had some new life-developments.
Last time you were here Lilith was pregnant, right? Okay, well, she went into labor and we got a beautiful boy. We named him Dan, after his grandpa Pleasant.Sorry... I can't seem to find any pictures of him from when he was born. Strange... maybe Lilith has them all in her purse. She's at work right now as a Law Firm Receptionist.
So, anyway, back to the baby. You see, I had bought a two bedroom home, but I was pretty sure that I didn't want kids, so I remodeled it to have just one giant bedroom. That was a mistake... *sigh* so Lilith and I got married, and were a little less-than-careful at first. So Dan was an accident. But we love that little tyke anyways! So after Lilith told me she was pregnant, we went house- hunting and bought this nice small house:
(**This house is 17 Crumple Top Lane from lewjen on MTS2 and I downloaded it here)
It's a spacious kitchen/dining room with one bedroom and one bath. There's also a finished basement that serves as the living room. So when Dan was just a baby and through his toddler years we kept his crib upstairs in our room.
Oh, this is him on his birthday:
Cutest kid ever, isn't he? Well anyway, Lilith used most of her vacation days to stay home with Dan while he was a baby. I am soooo close to my promotion, I can almost taste it! So I spent most of my time skilling up and trying to woo the bosses. I did, however, have time to teach Dan to talk. His first word? 'Dada' That's right! That's me, people! It wasn't long though, before Dan grew up for good. I guess I shouldn't have taught him all that stuff. Maybe he'd still be a baby...
Even though he wasn't planned... still the greatest thing to happen to me. Well... Lilith was pretty great too *winks*. Well alright guys, I've got a business lunch to get to, I've got to get going. It was nice talking with you. Feel free to come back next time. We're happy to oblige!